Poo

Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:57:26 +0200

Favarourite shop of the week is called Diamond Poo.....they sell flowers

VN traffic

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:56:47 +0200

As nothing has happened thought I'd relate a accident I saw last week, my favorite so far this year. The scene: me behind young trendy kid on his top-of-the-line scooter, beautiful girl sitting side saddle on the back. Normally boys will dangle their left arm down a stroke the girls leg (Vietnamese foreplay), but this chap decided that instead he would dangle his right arm (letting go the accelerator) and give the girl a pat on the bum..........THWACK.......girl smacks hime over the head......he looks round.....what did I do wrong? The combination of only one hand on the handlebars, driver looking in completely the wrong direction was.....THWACK ....straight into the back of a truck. No one hurt....the couple picks themselves up and .........yes........THWACK......girlfriend once again smacks him over the head for being an idiot.........made me laugh anyway.

Jonnys Vietnam

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